Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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