I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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