"it" just moved
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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