i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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