So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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