Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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