We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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