Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I bet he comes in French.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You don't make any sense
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