Don't you send me to vm
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
