I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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