smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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