She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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