a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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