she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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