well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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