I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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