I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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