Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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