Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you never un-have a 4some
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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