Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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