did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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