I'm drive I can fine osifer
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Drunk is not a location!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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