Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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