Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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