I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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