So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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