If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
