Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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