I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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