whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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