So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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