i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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