She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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