I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have aggressive nipples.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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