If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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