Whod you bang
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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