Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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