His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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