Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Randomize
