whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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