fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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