There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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