i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize