I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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