...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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