He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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