They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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