If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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