ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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