Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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