i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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