too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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